All Eight Death in Paradise Season 5 Episodes RANKED!
Many consider Death in Paradise a mediocre detective show, but I couldn't disagree more. This is one of my favorite shows, and it has been for many, many years. I love the mysteries well enough, but even more, I love the characters and the setting! Now, without further ado, I, Brighton Nelson from The Reel Ranker, present to you: All Eight Death In Paradise Season 5 Episodes RANKED!
8: Season 5, Episode 7 - "The Blood Red Sea"
This episode is far too odd for me, I have to admit. The whole framed murder and killer's affair with his stepmom? It's disgusting and makes for one of my absolute least favorite episodes of the show. The only redeeming quality here is JP's stag party surprise, which, admittedly, was an amusing sequence. Still, that can't save this bad episode in the slightest.
7: Season 5, Episode 1 - "The Complex Murder"
This episode centers around Humphrey and his team attempting to solve a crime where a member of a coral reef research team is murdered in a seemingly impossible case. The odd twist is that a man invites both his wife and ex-girlfriend onto the trip, and they seem to be in a feud—unsurprising, judging their statuses. The big reveal is that they were lesbian lovers conspiring against him. The mystery is incredibly mediocre here, with the only true highlights being Humphrey buying an old, beat-up boat and J trying to learn to swim. It's my least favorite episode of the season and one of the weakest of the whole show.
6: Season 5, Episode 5 - "Lost Identity"
The mystery of this episode is mediocre at best, but there's one thing I love about it: Humphrey's excellent Aunt Mary. I love seeing that one of Humphrey's family members always had his back, and if I were to take a wild guess, Aunt Mary is probably the inspiration behind Humphrey becoming a detective inspector! This is one of those bad episodes that was solely elevated by its guest star, which happens a couple of times here and there in Death in Paradise. It's a solid episode, but it could be a lot better!
5: Season 5, Episode 3 - "Posing in Murder"
This episode revolves around the murder of a female model right after she exits the catwalk. Yet again, nothing is too unique, like most episodes of the show's fifth season, but there are definitely some good moments here! The mystery here was mid again, but what wasn't mid? The epic moments of Humphrey's anti-rizz and JP's W-rizz! Good stuff. Good stuff.
4: Season 5, Episode 6 - "Dishing Up Murder"
Finally, we've got a good murder; it's in a restaurant, too! There is also a good little scene with Dwayne calling back to "A Personal Murder" (Season 5, Episode 4), where he teaches a little kid to play basketball and not to make bad choices in life, just like his mentor did before him. And JP proposing to Rosie? That was awesome! This episode has lots of fun little stuff that adds up to lots of great moments. And an unexpected murder that I didn't predict! Good job, Episode 6; you finally surpassed the mediocrity of typical Season 5. I'm proud, Episode 6, I'm proud.
3: Season 5, Episode 2 - "One for the Road"
This is a brilliant episode with intriguing political undertones, suspicions toward the Commissioner, and, of course, some Humphrey love life scenes as a cherry on top. I don't think there's a more intriguing murder plot in Season 5 than this one, as an emerald island and road-based revenge is incredibly interesting. Nevertheless, two episodes surpass this one due to subplots and emotional sequences.
2: Season 5, Episode 8 - "Flames of Love"
This episode is a brilliant conclusion to Season 5, with JP getting married, Humphrey and Martha finally meeting, and Dwayne getting mixed up in the drama of it all in some great scenes. The mystery isn't too shabby either, with the murder taking a wild turn due to an absolutely obsessive lover. Ultimately, this is, without question, a top-tier episode of Death in Paradise.
1: Season 5, Episode 4 - "A Personal Murder"
This is certainly an episode in the running for the magnum opus of Death in Paradise. This episode is immaculate down to the last detail, with brilliant backstories, firm friendships, and a magnificent score. This episode unexpectedly brought me to tears multiple times, as it was so masterfully acted. The guest-star Four Musketeers each had a great screen presence, and the whole drama hit close to home. While I've obviously never concealed the death of one of my best friends, I have had many friends abandon me over the years; more specifically, my brother, my three best friends, and I used to hang out all the time before one of them practically cut all ties with us. I really felt that aspect of this show! Also, Dwayne was already my favorite character, but after seeing his heartbreak over his life mentor, all the onions ever eaten or planned entered my room at once, and I suddenly found myself emotionally drained. All from a random mid-season Death in Paradise episode. What can I say? This episode is television perfection! There's no denying it!
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The Verdict
The Reel Ranking:
8: Episode 7
7: Episode 1
6: Episode 5
5: Episode 3
4: Episode 6
3: Episode 2
2: Episode 8
1: Episode 4
Common Consensus:
8: Episode 7
7: Episode 3
6: Episode 6
5: Episode 2
4: Episode 1
3: Episode 5
2: Episode 8
1: Episode 4
